I think sperm is hilaaaaaaarious! On a more serious note (who am I kidding, I’m never serious) welcome to your new home page :DTumblr (3.0; @dirigeant)http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4539110a11443e48d766dd2420eb40de/tumblr_mn24zsAx4Y1rlf25jo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/200823d9696d364dda01a6c0fe4e5702/tumblr_mn24zsAx4Y1rlf25jo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51054711838http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51054711838Wed, 22 May 2013 02:33:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7d9df7917bbb76ba43d58e734dd6dfe/tumblr_mg4bdxQrqG1qejlczo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51038827801http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51038827801Tue, 21 May 2013 22:16:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad67437dd8bd8735ddb5d6ed302d8c24/tumblr_mmvf3sArDi1qh3ombo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hammpix.tumblr.com/post/50550565929/for-those-of-you-who-dont-understand-archaeology">hammpix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.</p> </blockquote>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51038821738http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51038821738Tue, 21 May 2013 22:16:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me15itxJ8S1qcwu9po1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me15itxJ8S1qcwu9po2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me15itxJ8S1qcwu9po3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51038146989http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/51038146989Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1194846837c58efb08ebfb8661e6acc9/tumblr_mn16spfhqh1rj6p91o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexintartarus.tumblr.com/post/50792435465/excuse-you-our-porn-is-of-the-finest-quality">sexintartarus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>excuse you our porn is of the finest quality</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m worried about the message ‘cat GIFs and amateur porn’ is sending to the wider community</p>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50898035225http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50898035225Mon, 20 May 2013 06:13:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adfb8542e71be4d2b4277bb75cd50679/tumblr_mmwpq2eLLf1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50842164144http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50842164144Sun, 19 May 2013 15:20:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6049176ce773aabebca513076168d3b/tumblr_mn14yrulPI1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50838840256http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50838840256Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:23 -0400<p>I was talking to my friend on the bus the other day and she asked me I I had three wishes what would they be so I said the first two would be that I was rich and pretty and she just goes &#8216;well you&#8217;re already both so that&#8217;s a waste of wishes&#8217; and I was like awwwwwwww</p>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50771127021http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50771127021Sat, 18 May 2013 20:27:02 -0400good friendsawesomenailed it with this making friends thing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/711837a06d22c558fdbf7c77bb39f207/tumblr_mmx4z7KtfI1rcgpm7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e75689ee22e141d12ab1eaa70c748b47/tumblr_mmx4z7KtfI1rcgpm7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://221bitssmallerontheoutside.tumblr.com/post/50625255391/basically-every-fangirl-ever">221bitssmallerontheoutside</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>#basically every fangirl ever</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Well what did he think was going to happen after he said that?</p>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50760798127http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50760798127Sat, 18 May 2013 17:54:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b965cdde43439f8d9f841e1537419b8f/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab883e5e54b11273bdfb62960235ef9a/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b7a7a5d8b4f50e39aba1716131a9c6c/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/post/50673208520/i-want-a-friendship-like-this-one">thebluthcompany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want a friendship like this one.</p> </blockquote> <p>I.e. a relationship</p>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50749657482http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50749657482Sat, 18 May 2013 15:20:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galacticdad.tumblr.com/post/38403977513/when-i-was-little-i-learned-what-schizophrenia-was">galacticdad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.</p> </blockquote>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50748739620http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50748739620Sat, 18 May 2013 15:07:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4v1jAF7a1ry05vdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50748548643http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50748548643Sat, 18 May 2013 15:05:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31208dc2b4d19519c6186c9979f5db26/tumblr_mmzqtucwhR1rowooko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d just like everyone to appreciate that these are my latest search terms starting with’b’</p>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50721736633http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50721736633Sat, 18 May 2013 07:40:26 -0400obamabatmanomg theyre both taggedthe dark knight and the dark president<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d7349a4e85a36b78b0b6cd522ebb96e/tumblr_mmv523FZ701qaevpzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cowboybeboop.tumblr.com/post/50533258965/reblgo-if-u-want-a-thai-gap-like-this">cowboybeboop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reblgo if u want a thai gap like this</p> </blockquote>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50720397566http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50720397566Sat, 18 May 2013 07:00:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ac66aad5192be905e3d9eb56dae1347/tumblr_ml2nqxUkyB1qm1z0oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ven0moth.tumblr.com/post/47677257112">ven0moth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no iphone</p> </blockquote>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50718194314http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50718194314Sat, 18 May 2013 05:48:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fc95b9b7f8cfcfaeeaa1a5c3d43e4a2/tumblr_mmqnf2CIFU1qiu15uo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f2771e28925efba9da2c7dedc587fdc/tumblr_mmqnf2CIFU1qiu15uo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16a6e2d2ad4178a5f5ddfdd635b988f4/tumblr_mmqnf2CIFU1qiu15uo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da65c530ae88f6b293df1ffd66f57a2b/tumblr_mmqnf2CIFU1qiu15uo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/441f6dca5e20804e933c4ff46fac9ddb/tumblr_mmqnf2CIFU1qiu15uo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/352798320c52825fe233a8ab60ae95fa/tumblr_mmqnf2CIFU1qiu15uo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bb0687c73bccc2bfa8a978125366052/tumblr_mmqnf2CIFU1qiu15uo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50566589449http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50566589449Thu, 16 May 2013 05:07:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19b77ce73f0be719a069d95f9a10d18e/tumblr_mm6fdhUI9o1qgepq0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50562212394http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50562212394Thu, 16 May 2013 02:33:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huwa.tumblr.com/post/22381149348/i-use-instead-of-because-its-hollow-and-empty">huwa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart</p> </blockquote>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50560008915http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50560008915Thu, 16 May 2013 01:39:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malijuanastyles.tumblr.com/post/46954010959/i-was-sitting-in-the-bathroom-today-when-like-5">malijuanastyles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole</p> </blockquote>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50537857277http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50537857277Wed, 15 May 2013 20:27:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/058fa2f9a4f5d3e5de5fd3c76917010b/tumblr_mlq91eXcuU1rcpscwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50523404595http://dirigeant.tumblr.com/post/50523404595Wed, 15 May 2013 17:54:17 -0400