Confessions of a Cat

I think sperm is hilaaaaaaarious! On a more serious note (who am I kidding, I'm never serious) welcome to your new home page :D
rhydonmyhardon:

theonetruenookdestroyer:

rhydonmyhardon:

needless to say I didn’t show him my “eggroll”

WHY?! DON’T YOU THINK THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVES YOU?!!!!?!??? If you’re so goddamned worried about your father seeing the knife worry about when he finds the body. If you really are that depressed find a friend to talk to!!! If you can’t, I WILL BE HERE!! My Skype is thenookdestroyer please don’t do this! It gets better!! I’m posting this everywhere untill I get a response damn it!!!

what

rhydonmyhardon:

theonetruenookdestroyer:

rhydonmyhardon:

needless to say I didn’t show him my “eggroll”

WHY?! DON’T YOU THINK THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVES YOU?!!!!?!??? If you’re so goddamned worried about your father seeing the knife worry about when he finds the body. If you really are that depressed find a friend to talk to!!! If you can’t, I WILL BE HERE!! My Skype is thenookdestroyer please don’t do this! It gets better!! I’m posting this everywhere untill I get a response damn it!!!

what

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

Do you ever just sit in a room and think “Ok so im like the 4th least ugly person in this room I’m doing good so far”

All the time

(Source: soupsmyname, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)