I don’t even remember like 98.383726% of the stuff I reblog. Scrolling down my dash in the morning is like Christmas.
June 2013
59 posts
psychiatrist-cannibal by day
pop-star singing sensation by night
hannibal montanibal
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon
My pyjama pants have pockets
Like
Why
- Friend: you know that cucumber guy
- Me: Benedict Cumberbatch yes I think I know who you're talking about
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
We were looking through my dad’s family tree I apparently had an ancestor in the 1800’s
named Edwin Augustus King Cock
brother to Charles Foxon Cock
I HAVE COCK IN MY BLOOD
King Cock
His parents did that on purpose
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods
so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture
look at their faces
look at how fucking drunk dionysus is
look at apollo
look at his face
so judgmental
i love it
i thought this was Andrew Hussie and Nicolas Cage
If I was in Ancient Greece I would worship Dionysus there is no downside
